I’m not sure how many napalm bombs the US military has, but I’m pretty sure that they don’t have tons of flamethrowers.

/unjerk so googling around slows that the US military stopped using them in the 1970s. TIL.

/rejerk

Say that three times fast and a SIG sales rep appears behind you.

It’s gonna be really good

Imagine engineering a missile that hits decoys. All the other missile engineers would laugh at you.

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Thanks Nukebama.

You should anchor yourself to things.

I thought I just did. 😞

That’s more like it!

Mods, can you lock this post? Responses are entirely too credible.

this is what peak ncd looks like

You just gotta watch longer bro trust me bro the wee folk are there bro

Tbf, a frame every few seconds was considered “a live video feed” in the mid/late 90s.

I had to hit the link for context:

Context: Russia shot down their own “stealthy” S-70 drone. It fell in Ukrainian-controlled territory.

https://twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1842521933599883414

Clearly the only thing more effective than Russia’s drones is Russia’s air defense.

Daddy

be way more based if the porn star, mossad agent, and general were the same person

credible

Way too credible for ncd

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