Nobody tell him

Is that how people do that on your planet?

All fair points, but

what the hell are you talking about? What’s all this stuff about plants?

I can only imagine that you’ve also said things like “we are indoors, nobody is beating around any bushes” or “how can you have the best of both worlds? There’s only one world” or “there’s no way you could ‘knock it out of the park’, we’re not playing baseball”.

Take your meds

You can get 32GB of laptop RAM for like $60 to $80 if you find sales, and even one 16GB stick would be an upgrade for you. Modern bloat is so bad that having 8 gigs of RAM is the equivalent of having 4 a few years ago.

We’re talking about actual web browsers here, not spyware that uses your device to run a botnet

Joe Kelly gets suspended for 8 games every time this is posted

pay

Might be indie rock. I’ll never forget going to 4chan /mu/ and seeing a guy argue that music should be unpleasant and hard to listen to if you really care about it, because then your opinion on the “sonic experience” isn’t being compromised by pleasure, citing the godawful singer of Neutral Milk Hotel as enriching the band more than a good singer would have. Called Death Grips “entry-level” music for tweens before you’re ready to graduate to experimental non-melodic field recordings of harsh noise.

What’s going wrong here where you seem unfamiliar with even the concept of white balance and/or color temperature being off in a photograph? You’ve seen it happen on your own cell phone camera.

He doesn’t give a fuck about meter, either. Now that’s commitment.

Most intelligent ancap

No, you can’t. Don’t bother locking the doors tonight, I’m coming in anyway.

You can also just dissolve a shitload of styrofoam plates and cups in a 1:1 mixture of rubbing alcohol and gasoline, if you don’t live near a gas station with a kerosene pump. You can start very wet wood that way, but I wouldn’t use it to cook.

No, you can’t make me. You’re not my real dad.

Aspect of hip-hop culture gets ruined by teenage white boys, incident #653,428,005,212

They also only used it ironically in the first place, because nobody takes Lil B seriously including Lil B.

Crack = freebasing cocaine = base.
Bay Area rapper Lil B used to be insulted by people who called him “based”, essentially meaning crackhead. He reappropriated it to mean outspokenly being yourself while actively disregarding what anybody else thinks, and started also going by Based God. That’s it.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news