Smoke cloud from the fire.

Wow, Russia is much smaller than I thought!

I wouldn’t want the worship, but not being a regular mortal, having powers and omniscience and the like? Sure, I’d like that. Maybe I could make reality suck less for others.

Fair enough, but I also don’t think that we should consider a few days of suffering for an eternity of basically being god much of a sacrifice.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great

If a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate!

Oh noooo, he suffered a few days and then got to hang out with his dad in heaven for eternity and be worshipped by billions of people. What a sacrifice!

( . _ ) .

Could also just be shit memory.

They’ve already both chosen not to pull the lever at this point. Guess they didn’t want to make a wider picture.

But then how do you kill the remaining two people?

That’s what makes it a particularly shitty design choice.

Oh, is that what it is? I thought it was butter or something. Not a great design.

Cock King?

I refuse to spell it any other way than Fucking.

The best part about Shitterton is that the name comes from “sewer town.” Not another language, no alternate meaning, it is just as it sounds in modern English.

No need to use them now that Trump will withdraw support.

easily 3 sauce long

cat is clearly shorter than 3 sauces

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For those like me who wondered what the Bean was.