You can’t store flour in burlap bags LMAO.

Do you know what flour and or burlap is?

But yes, flour sacks were a popular source of clothing, so the flour companies printed patterns on them.

Matthew, particularly, was so obsessed with this idea that he even made up new scriptures that didn’t exist and said Jesus fulfilled them.

My Labrador has excellent teeth.

Man’s best friend becomes man’s best mouth.

“Earth First” is an interesting and compelling explanation for the Fermi Paradox.

Back in the day, Walmart and Apple fought over contactless pay standards for the US.

Apple’s standard was eventually mass adopted, and since then Walmart has refused to license the tech. So you have to use their app, which uses their own tech stack.

8 was at least an attempt to try to make things better for home users and get away from win32 cruff.

Like or hate the exact approach they took, you have to admire the spirit.

10 and 11 has been Microsoft saying “fuck em. They won’t ever be happy steal everything you can while they’re still here.”

That’s fine. 1% per uberweird news cycle is the death of facebook.

Zuck invented the feed.

Too many blue on blue incidents for any squadron commander to OK a gunpass in an A-10 ever again.

It’s a bombtruck for Day 3 operations against asymmetric foes.

FAT chain traversal sounds like a diet plan. 😅

I feel like she looks a lot like an actress. Who am I thinking of?

[edit] Adria Rae

loofah is a kind of gourd from SE Asia

ni

or

neeeeeeee

is the sound my new kitten makes in most circumstances.

Example: When trying to climb a pile of pillows that instead falls over,

“Neeeeeeeeeeee”

Steelcut oats are just a vehicle for fruit and berries

I still have my OG gameboy w/ Tetris near the toilet

Vim makes it easy to edit text in complicated ways, once you’ve learned it.

Vim is not easy to learn nor intuitive.

It is simple and compounding.

You might not ever edit enough text to ever need to learn a new skillset to edit text. If that’s the case, use nano.

But if you do find yourself editing a lot of text, consider trying vimtutor.

It takes 20 minutes and you’ll be proficient enough to match nano’s efficiency ceiling.

Samland

Lmao when you get roaches.

“Kids can’t read” is certainly a take. 😂

You don’t need to add or multiply time very often. Division is super important tho, and base60 is better than base10 for that.