No, I’ve been hurt too many times before. 🥺

AI is great at doing shitty jobs.

Does Lemmy even do image carousels?

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Because I don’t want to give the boomer in line behind me at Costco an opportunity to start a conversation.

That’s it, we are taking away the awards system.

Jk, you can have it back.

In the biblical sense?

Robert Picardo was too busy with Greta Gremlin to authorize his likeness.

I forget which, but a comedian has a bit that goes “sure, autism didn’t exist in the past, and my neighbor just had $1m worth of train sets in his basement because he was “eccentric.”

Trump famously likes to fuck his “friends’” wives and make them listen when he calls the wife and reveals it.

They’re smart enough to stay out of the spotlight and Elon isn’t.

Though Jim Farley, CEO of Ford, has a podcast. So perhaps not the best example.

Let’s go back to a website.

Because he was born rich and failed up his entire life?

You mean the guy that thinks we live in a simulation and he’s the player and we are all NPCs is cheating to give himself an advantage? I’m shocked.

Best I can do is an inaccurate calculator.

Get rid of your silly protections and let Musky’s AI decide how much to pay you (if anything).

Jack Dorsey earning those libertarian bona fides.

Also sprach Zarathustra, Op. 30: 1. Prelude in my ass.

They “trust” me.

Dumb fucks.

Nonono, see, they will have punitive contracts with employees that will nail them to the wall if they leak source code.

They like rules as long as they’re the one writing them.