reparæi [he/they]

is she gnawing on the metal fork? straight to hell

Divine copywriting

I would go to his house at 3am and make him discuss the economical and political state of the world.

All mushrooms are edible at least once.

trains can be on time?

I think the joke is the hydraulic press could have compressed them into a standard cube if the weird packing method wasn’t used.

Meggasota

I’m too used to expecting racism T_T

One banana, 10 grapes, 5 of those red ones, 2 kiwis and an apple.

Uh probably so that reading left to right corresponds to the respective questioner and responder in the background.

Joke is that Narendra Modi is a chameleon, his skin colour is very flexible and can go from dark brown to pale peach depending on where campaigning is necessary.