He’s hiding his burger because he has two just for him 🤫

Your dad is a butthead I’m sorry you have to deal with that.

I love this for him.

I feel sick to my stomach thinking back to my IT help desk days.

This feels like it could be a panel from Preacher

“These individuals and groups synthesise radical far-right politics with environmentalism,[5][6] and will typically argue that overpopulation is the primary threat to the environment and that the only solution is a complete halt to immigration or, at their most extreme, genocide against minority groups and ethnicities”

You’re just a fascist…with a fancier label.

As an elder millennial, I'm fascinated by the slang and youth lingo these days. If you know any you think I might not have heard please share.

I love jenny brambleberry ice cream. It's so expensive though 😞

If I don’t say something while it’s there in my brain I’m likely to forget it by the time it’s my turn to talk, as my mind has already moved on to other things.

I didn’t mention it. Thank you for taking the time to answer. TIL I might have diabetes from a meme

Would a dr know I have it if I’ve been seen recently?

I get up to pee like 2-3 times a night. I also keep water next to my bed.

They export the misery to the global south instead

The people of the village gathered in the town square, a murmur of worried voices rising. Since the warlocks of the Great Mountain had stopped providing magical aid and blessings, the townspeople’s lives had gotten steadily worse. Crops were failing, diseases spreading, monsters encroaching from the hills.

“We cannot rely on the mountain warlocks’ charity any longer!” shouted Tana, an elder witch of the village. “For too long their magical bounty has come with steep prices - our sovereignty, our resources, our dignity. No more!”

The crowd cheered, magic crackling in the air from their hands.

“The warlocks hoard arcane knowledge that is our birthright!” Tana continued. “They control the weave of magic itself, keeping the power only for themselves. But united, our collective inner light can break their monopoly!”

Tana raised her hands, the air swirling with crimson tendrils of magic. Other witches and wizards followed suit, channeling their cosmic energies. The square glowed with a kaleidoscope of supernatural might.

“With our magic combined, we will reweave the enchantments of the world into a fairer pattern!” Tana proclaimed. “Where all beings share in magical abundance, not just the warlocks in their gilded mountain towers. No longer will they decide who gets blessings and who gets curses. The mystical threads of fate will be ours to collectively shape, for the good of all!”

The villagers cheered, joining their magic into brilliant bindings of solidarity and change. Together their spellcraft shook the foundations of the warlocks’ ancient order. A new age was dawning.

Nothing wrong with keeping it chill and natural

Do you pickpocket the merchants?

I’m ootl what were the aims of the temu subs?

I still have this thought as a grown person

I had a 12 year old reddit account banned for suggesting people punch their local Nazi

This is important info that I feel I personally forget very often. Thanks.

Did you steal this from your grandma on Facebook?