Initial thought was “I can’t think of anything”. Then I started scrolling through this thread showering upvoted on all of the repressed memories.

I will sleep for 5 hours then be awake for the next 32.

In the time it took you to write that you could have installed Linux and had a better idea than any of this back and forward.

Yeah. Looked at my arm and thought “which one is the special freckle?”

I always suspected my children were chaotic evil. The bread was not the first indicator.

Would you like to review our app?: Yes or Not Now.

The wolf inside of me.

You know when your balls get sweaty and stick to your thigh? So do planes.

From my experience trying it out they should have made sure no-one had any grenades.

Ffmpeg.

So sad, I hope everyone including the train driver and first responders get all of the support they need.

Only in London I am told.

Steroidal asthma medication does cause barrel chest. Is that related to the pic? No idea.

Slackware 7

Have you tried kerning?

Squid Church

Scene: Customer walks into toilet, the door closes.

*Short pause followed by blood curdling scream"

Jump cut to outside, screams echo, pigeons fly away startled.

Finally finish acceptance testing, get the changes deployed to production, wrap up the documentation. Job well done.

Bing. Email from vendor “we are entirely changing our API, it’s now push instead of pull”.

Fix for vendor lies.

Sadge.