There is no known point in time where Tucker Carlson and Bill Hicks were in the same room. Do your own math.

Are you also cold?

Have I got news for you!

Vegtables, garlic, basted with pan drippings.

Side of potatoes.

Wait until there is a nuclear power plant competition between AI companies.

Time to go complete my transformation to homer simpson.

If you’re going to do the research anyway, why bother with AI?

Trying to get free product improvement ideas?

Pay us first.

You don’t want those wildlife conservationists trackimg things back to you later on.

Civ VIII looks sick

Sounds like someone needs to experience poverty.

David Mitchel trying to one up Sean Lock…

Steve.

His name is Steve.

You only see the bright white light kind of star?

That’s racist.

Octo-Diddy Where Art Thou?

Forks are diet spoons.

That is a question for them. I would contact them on the communicator stored in the drain to your kitchen sink.

Nah, 1998 is when the aliens began switching to a new implant technology that does not leave a mark.

Linux Beans? Mmmm. Go so well with a nice Malbec.

I guess this is retaliation for General Tso’s Chicken

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^^ Lowest Effort.