Have you not caught the recent news that Ubuntu is now plastering adverts on the desktop if you haven’t paid for it?
Please kindly fuck off.
Fuck you Krimmit…
I enjoy your sense of humor. Just saying. 👍😂
Only 2 random strangers? I can easily find 5 random strangers, amateur.
Wanna hear a scary command I’ve used before?
sudo aptitude reinstall '~i'
Not for the faint of heart, nor meant for a fresh install, but that literally reinstalls every single registered package in Debian based distro.
Edit: If you ever dare use that command, you better make 2 pots of coffee and roll 3 joints, cuz it’ll take a good while…
I sorta had a feeling that wasn’t necessarily the best link after I posted it. Check this for more info (I’m on my phone right now…)
I feel your pain from a distance, I really do. ☹️
The best advice I have in the meantime is to prepare for a full backup of all packages and consider switching to a different Debian based distro…
Your problem is that you’re still using Ubuntu, after Canonical started injecting advertising and wants you to pay for it now.
Try a different distro, like anything besides Ubuntu…
I hope you didn’t turn back the odometer…
Someone should tell him they’re eating the babies and aborting the pets. He’d probably believe it! 😂🤣
I’m not sure where ‘vegan’ came in at. The posted image is literally in the intro to every episode of Mr. Bean.
Jeeves, what are these funny noises in my phone line?
Yup
It looks like it already did haha!
Oh well, at least it wasn’t mine. 🤷♂️
LOL, I know, I was trained to use an old-school industrial lathe and milling machine in high school back around the year 2000.
You know those memeish signs that basically says don’t stick your dick in the machine? Yeah, I think the Nokia 3310 was tougher than the average human male sausage and potatoes…
But you didn’t answer the most important question. Did the lathe survive? 🤔
How do you know it isn’t the Spider-Man Jizz Edition?
Never mind, that’ll just increase the auction bids like a thousand times over.
What’s ya bid?
Whether factual or not, that’s still the direction Canonical is heading.