And they smell like rotting beefcarcasses.

Neutral evil AND kinda lawful good, but using a second larger bag instead of a bread box.

They remind me of the Bob’s from Office Space.

Or in New Zealand: Chip != Chip

It’s not a restaurant but the sheep looks kinda hot.

That’s fine, I won’t even see it until somebody asks me on slack if I saw their email.

If you boil coffee it’ll be over extracted, bitter, and nasty.

[bass solo intensifies]

Do not zoom in on the faces.

KATSu!

Inb4 mostly harmless.

Too much quality for me. I’m not a swearwolf.

I think I’d rather have a Scottish dram.

I’m not sure I like this jormat

Property developers wear flip flops.

Why can I hear Crab Rave?

Multiple scrums for multiple projects.

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