I’m also going to need some elbow room in case I need to dodge anything.

My eyesight is atrocious. One time I was out in a notable windstorm, I stumbled, and my glasses got ripped off my face. I would have been absolutely fuckered if I’d been alone. They’d gotten blown under a car and I never would have found them by myself.

I’m late for golf!

He carries all his books in the bags under his eyes.

Yeah my Catholic school allowed everyone to have whatever hairstyle they wanted. Hair dye, piercings, and tattoos were also allowed. Actually, not sure about the tattoos but I definitely had friends who had them and they weren’t expelled or anything.

Just because someone is unsuccessful in killing you doesn’t mean it’s okay that they continue to try though.

“This is London, Jen. It’s not someone with cake. Unless that cake is made of dog poo and knives!”