Oh good, I’ve heard that a varied diet is the key to health.

half-tube

Short cylinder or long half cylinder?

Yes, but some of the states are more failed than others.

This might be just me but I feel like they help me think about time more clearly, and manage my time better. Maybe I’m a visual learner.

on their own time

Nice

My head knows this but somehow it still hits the feels

You reminded me about that one Green Day song that played on the radio every ten minutes throughout my entire childhood. Boulevard of Broken Dreams. To this day I cannot listen to any Green Day song.

Very fast steps

I mean I’m not really turtle fan. They creep me out a little. But not as much as cops.

Damn echo chambers are real lol. I feel like all I’ve heard for the past five years is how she’s a walking, tweeting shitstorm.

In America that’s barely even news

Meme as performance art, love it

Is the meme saying that the speakers with cigarettes are supposed to look like the people getting high or that putting cigarettes in speakers is something one does when high? Or both?

A French border laws joke would be pretty on on the nose here.

Isn’t that what that blue thing is to the right of the toilet?

Don’t yuk his yum. He’s not hurting anyone.

Most people store it in their face like a hamster

http://www.mutt.org/

Disclaimer: I have never used this but I did a Google for you. It looks reasonably maintained.

This is the best one yet

I was expecting a bowl of frosted mini wheats for dinner. You know, for a well rounded diet.