Nestle. I rest my case.

StarCraft 2 was the last good game Blizzard made. That was 14 years ago. Everything else has been hot garbage since then.

They lost their touch a loooong time ago.

Don’t buy this or you’re just letting Sony know this shit is okay. If you absolutely must play it:

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/c/piracy

!piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Just Sony not listening to what customers want again. Mandatory PSN login? You’re gonna login and like it. Generic overwatch wannabe remake? How could we lose?

Going from making calculators to making tanks is real easy:

TI-83 -> T-83

See? Take out one letter and you just made a Russian tank variant!

They’re remaking Beetlejuice? WTF is Beetlejuice?

-GenZ

How much is one Funbuck in Stanley Nickels?

This dude’s English teacher was clearly a Jamaican

Hey with two "y"s is grounds for execution.

This title must have been written by AI.

His hand is in his pocket to stabilize the swing from his massive dong 🍆

Jesus fuck that’s some 3rd degree burn 😂

Yo Ishmael! The boys at Mithridates University have come up with this sick new tech. The Romans won’t know what hit them!

There was a Clint Eastwood movie where backwards firing missiles were the whole shtick.

The catch is the plane is controlled by thoughts. Russian thoughts. The final dogfight came down to Clint finding his inner Russian and thinking of the magic word “blyat” to get the plane to fire ze backwards missiles.

It was a wild ride.

Bro. She’s only 16.

BAZINGA!

Had a Logitech sidewinder joystick that was pretty dope back in the day

The Atari 2600 joysticks were a blight. The base was so small and the stick so unresponsive I remember having to hold the base steady with my feet to use that accursed controller. The breakout dial controller was pretty sweet tho.

It’s a great game if you don’t mind a little massive anal bleeding :>