muse

Because you never know when a panzer is around the corner.

Bonus points

This would unironically work on me

You got me there, guy!

I’d totally take the barrel off and have it be a daily driver. Imagine rolling up to work, albeit 3 hours late, in a mini sand crawler

“I’ll never forget the sweet romantic words he said to me last night: ‘As a learning language model, I am unable to comprehend what the feeling love is. Here is a list of love songs from Wikipedia.’”

Needs more flork

Maybe your company should embrace extinction

Fetchez la vache!

Please show us on the doll where the scary pronouns touched you

Oh good, the one change that entirely saves this list. /s

By the comments, no one does

“You have phones, don’t you?”

Exactly like Mr House in Fallout NV. everyone will know