Today is that magical day where “appointment” day and today line up! Unfortunately it is time gated to this evening. Hopefully I remember to make my call tonight. Wish me luck!

Were you named after a jean torch?

Every single person that has died ingested it in some form.

Have you considered cutting out the avocado toast or inheriting a shit ton of money? It’s really not that hard.

It’s not gay in a three way. Just find two other dudes and have all the sinless fun you can have!