imagine the stone suddenly surgically removing your conjoined twin but leaving you with a typical body afterwards. then 5 years later your twin - now noticably younger and alien to you - is reattached

I know someone who died twice. He came back and he looked different and didn’t remember me. He had the same name though so I’m pretty sure he just forgot he’d died

anything longer than “brb” and their terminal can’t display it correctly

i have spiritfarer but my mom is on the way out and I’m waiting to play it until i need it

i think at the very least the chagossians would like to be included in negotiations instead of having their islands traded between the UK and Mauritius without their involvement

i’d rather they return chagos to the islanders

okay but what if they made the ai a cute lil furry guy 🥺

i knew all that “touch grass” bullshit was counterproductive

that’d be like 80 loads

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metaphor

sir that’s a dog

the day you realize you’re girl

oh my gosssssh

came preinstalled on hand-me-down drive

Imelda marcos??

netanyahu needs Israel to have more enemies so that he can maintain a stranglehold on power indefinitely. basic fascism

unshittification

just as a point of contention, english also has two character sets (compare A and a), and english doesn’t even do anything with that, the capital letters exist for purely frustrating reasons

as someone with some knowledge of japanese, japanese is extraordinarily terse, simple, and predictable. anyone who’s seen some anime should be familiar with this - there’s an incredible number of set phrases that carry a conversation in a precise way (that minimizes surprise)

bunch a civilians and children were killed by the pager attacks

it’s Dr Eggman actually