Gives me strong vibes of that Japanese baseball game where the devs just invented English names

Saddest day of my childhood was halfway through middle school when they switched from the classic red waffles you see here to these sponge “safety” dodgeballs, because the school board was afraid of kids getting injured. They were so light you couldn’t get any speed behind your throws and when they hit you if felt like nothing more than a sharp gust of wind. I’ve never been the same since

I say this too, not as an engineer, but when reading the self important downers in battle forums saying a giant chicken wouldn’t beat a lion only because of this stupid law, instead of just entertaining the idea