madjo

Wow such asexual-phobia! (/s but only a little) Not everyone is “horny”.

Anything Anbernic makes. Oh wait, no, they’re on a monthly schedule.

Tinsel foil isn’t magnetic though.

Perplexity fairs a bit better:

https://www.perplexity.ai/search/how-to-clean-a-rescued-pigeon-RVNc0XMjSy2QDJcqmzJ6CA

Couple of years ago, I walked through a forest somewhere in the middle of The Netherlands, called the Waterloopbos, and I came across a blocked off area with quicksand warnings.

I kinda wish I had lost my shoes there, because the shoes I was wearing weren’t good for forest walking.

That was the first and so far only time I had seen quicksand in my 44 years of existing on this blue marble.

Deer god! That’s a scary thought

Next up, a paid Google subscription for a blue check mark in the search results.

As a QA person I despise those programmers.

“Sure buddy it works on your machine, but your machine isn’t going to be put into the production environment. It’s not working on mine, fix it!”

Hi Iheartcheese, we at OREO love this comment. Would you mind if we reshare it?

Phone verification? In 2010? Only 20% of US citizens had a smartphone in 2010. That kind of verification was extremely rare at the time. Privacy was still very much a thing, sites that requested personal data like that was regarded with suspicion.

Slashdot is still kicking around too. Remember the Slashdot effect?

Duck your keyboard’s dictionary! ^_^

Excuse me, the MPAA would like a word with you.

where do you even get a kite?

I found 1 community that might be able to answer that question, but the last post on there was a year ago: !kiteboarding@discuss.tchncs.de

the blue thing above your head

Those white fluffy things in the sky.

Can I use Adobe?

There are 5 rules

No she was played by Zoë Wanamaker.