Being swarmed by seagulls is an experience I can live without

Um, can I get an answer key?

This is a plot point in one of the Hitchhiker’s Guide books. They decide to burn down the forest to increase the value of leaves already collected.

Once ze rockets are up, who cares where they come down?

I was up until 3am playing the demo. So hyped for the full release.

It’s the tonsil tickler or the pooper probe. The wizards staff, rod of power, batter blaster, turkey baster, or goo gun. There are some that call it… Tim.

Disagree. As a guy, girls with winged eyeliner make me weak.

14. In the Donetsk, Luhansk, Zaporizhzhia, and Kherson regions, the line of troop deployment as of the date of this agreement is de facto recognized as the line of contact.

I’m a bit confused, does this mean Ukraine is ceding territory to Russia?

Apathetic soup

Do you think Microsoft understands consent?

[ ] - Yes

[ ] - Ask again later

What Is Love In My Ass

One of the things I thought was neat when I visited Japan was that some places would give you change back in a dedicated little tray with rubber “fingers” that made the coins easier to pick up, so you didn’t struggle to pick them off a flat counter.