What if I shitpost at work?

*Proceed to rub every spot anyway

My dick says otherwise and that’s all that matters

Ya you can always cheat

*Not to actual scale

what kind of punk doesn’t repel

I can’t decide who’s worse between this and the pee it all on the toilet seat guy

I consider it money well spent

Dick… drawings?

You don’t understand how a scale works?

Worth it

Proxmox is already perfect (for my use case)

He’s all about challenges

What’s the fun of CPR if no mouth to mouth. Might as well just die together.

The cutting your legs off for display part?

I feel attacked

It’s too hot

What are those big eggs if facehuggers reproduce in other creatures’ bodies

Look at me, I’m your food now

Why yes