Bonus points if you can correctly identify the brand of the beer on the right

Some people awaken as legendary heroes reincarnated. I awakened as monke

I cum a five-gallon bucket of cum for r34 reddit posts every night before I sleep.

Aww you like me huh 👉👈

in the name of the moon, i’ll blaze you

If it just takes me to a website with the menu, fine.

If it takes me to the app store, no.

But expert musicians often experience a “ceiling effect,” in which their skill level plateaus after extensive training.

Flavor-blasted chex mix

do you suppose this is actual cheese or what a robot thinks cheese looks like

Is cannon penis in the same universe as chainsaw man

Eat it like groceries

Just make up some shit about how the wine changes the resonance frequency of the glass somehow, then brag about how knowledgeable you are until they go away.

The player character may try to quickly skip through dialog they’ve already heard, so if they interrupt you, just pick up on the next sentence you were going to say.

In some engines, the player character may also be able to walk away mid-dialog. If this happens, feel free to continue talking while they’re still within earshot, or berate them.

I really do wonder if the first thought to cross my mind after witnessing the beginning of an irl avengers-level threat will be “wellp at least I don’t have to go into work”.

The warriors of the resistance to the AI-pocalypse will wear red sneakers and wisecrack like it’s 1994.

Imagine a universe where plants were responsible for modern climate change, Earth Day celebrated deforestation, and Impossible Foods was developing this monster fiber-chicken.

Don’t forget Eeto, the fabled fifth element.

And in the precise moment I saw this, I realized both of my monitors were displaying Excel on full screen. Sigh.

Holy frijoles

I’m gonna make some hedgehog stew today