Maybe you shouldn’t be seafood if you don’t want to be eaten by cats. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Heeeere we go again guys… hold on to your jeans

Fucking excel. Lemmy lemme tell you. At a former position my boss wanted me to make an economic model in excel. I begged to do it in R but no dice. Annoyingly VBA was the skill all other employers were interested in (in my brief foray into industry). I had a million sads.

Not as good as the Land O Lakes lady

Yeah that math works out

Dude this pic could’ve waited until your poo was finished

You gotta exfoliate your pits in the shower, then soap & shave. Nobody needs a nasty deodorant patina under their arms.

Rut roh… I’ve got three of them.

I remember learning about bouba/kiki in grade 1… until today, I assumed all kids did!

She secretly likes it

Burn motherfucker, burn

Great, so instead of Joe the Plumber we get Joe the Crypto Bro. Cool, cool.

We are all just prisoners here

Whatever mizu did, do the opposite.

Similar here. I don’t trust the algorithm and I’m not interested in outsourcing my attention and thinking to it.

I took the elevator because there’s no camera in the stairwell

Sorry, I must’ve missed where you said that. Haven’t had my wakeup juice yet!

Was yours a total hip replacement?

I had to really watch these positional restrictions for the first four weeks. After that I could ease back into a more full range of motion, but only to my comfort level (in other words, I couldn’t push anything and had to take it slooooowly). No running or jumping for the first 12 weeks. But now I can pretty much do anything I want. I do still have pain sometimes if I sleep in a weird position or if I go too hard in the gym, but more or less I’m back to normal. Certainly I’m better than before surgery!

My problem was called a femoroacetabular impingement, which is a congenital overgrowth of bone at the neck of the femur. It limited my range of motion (e.g., squatting was difficult) and led to a torn labrum (hip cartilage). The surgery was to sew the labrum back together and pin it down, and shave down the bone overgrowth. They did it all arthroscopically. I’m really glad I had it done, even though recovery was frustrating!

I talked a little more about recovery here if you’re interested.