I always thought “Robin laid an egg” was wordplay for “Robin farted”, especially because it comes after “Batman smells”.

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Next thing you know, RFK Jr will ban it…

You motherfucker…

I shall not take the bait.

OOP uses centigrade and spells color as “colour”; they’re probably not American.

Maybe you shouldn’t be seafood if you don’t want to be eaten by cats. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Heeeere we go again guys… hold on to your jeans

Fucking excel. Lemmy lemme tell you. At a former position my boss wanted me to make an economic model in excel. I begged to do it in R but no dice. Annoyingly VBA was the skill all other employers were interested in (in my brief foray into industry). I had a million sads.

Not as good as the Land O Lakes lady

Yeah that math works out

Dude this pic could’ve waited until your poo was finished

You gotta exfoliate your pits in the shower, then soap & shave. Nobody needs a nasty deodorant patina under their arms.

Rut roh… I’ve got three of them.

I remember learning about bouba/kiki in grade 1… until today, I assumed all kids did!

She secretly likes it

Burn motherfucker, burn

Great, so instead of Joe the Plumber we get Joe the Crypto Bro. Cool, cool.

We are all just prisoners here