With a J but rhyming it with life

You're the software for the meat mech

The actual symptom is called "executive dysfunction".

Pringles always held firm to his statements that he was rebelling against the military leadership underneath Putin and that Putin and him were still totes BFFsies for life

Hey now there’s at least a dozen windows on that jet

That’s just a Tiananmen 2d circle with stretching though.

No, they actually got banned in Russia for a while

Lmao look at this loser, just buy your gf at the GE like a civilized person

Reminds me of the movie Flatliners

Also watch out for piss

Source: it wasn’t a snapping turtle but a turtle pissed on me repeatedly whilst relocating it, I was genuinely shocked by the sheer volume of piss that it managed to unleash in total

Bananas have seeds, they’re just incredibly degenerated in commercial bananas. Next time you have one, break off a chunk and count the black specks inside. Each one would’ve been a seed if not for generations of human intervention.

uBlock works on those

I thought that was supposed to be pineapple 🤔

Google Play reports 10k+ downloads, probably only a fraction have paid anything

Alt: proprietary software devs trying to live off their work as their primary income source while still allowing people to use their product for free

Posts like these are the definition of not letting them be

there’s a yearly subscription service for no ads.

There’s a one-time purchase to remove ads and a subscription for other stuff that also includes removing ada

Have you seen how much more desperate Wikipedia gets every time they need to beg for donations?

Lol

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Wikipedia has an overview and their enforceability varies pretty dramatically across the US (which is why many such agreements attempt to specify which states or courts they must be litigated against in).