Could have had the parent in the comic been the dad and start the comic off "Hi Bob, this your son’s school… " implying that the dad is the original Bobby Tables

Yeah, everyone commenting about being able to handle billions of rows easily, which obviously very true if you are worming with sql or similar.

But this is probably some finance kid, investment banker analyst, and only knows how to use Excel.

60,000 rows in excel with formulas, if not done efficiently, can for sure make you computer a little toasty.

Move from nano to micro!

Yeah my roomba attempting to save itself from falling down my stairs sounds a whole lot like self preservation too. Doesn’t imply self awareness.

Also trained on tons of sci-fi stories where AI computer “escape” and become sentient.

Missed opportunity to title post in the style of bad variable name.