It’s not sarcasm, it’s cynicism.

Ooh, did he marry? /s

These rolls don’t look like they contain fish. Looks more like avocado or cucumber.

If I remember correctly, she needs to touch the stuff she teleports.

No, you’re thinking of Uiharu. Kuroko was the one who can teleport.

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I have to admit though, getting two app updates per day through the Apple review process is an achievement. (He probably paid them.)

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Always upvote poop knife

The hammer deals holy damage, so it’ll be very effective to keep hitting.

#c00000

Just a decapitated head?

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So that’s what they meant with mature cheese.