IninewCrow

That is one quality Shitpost … 9/10

I saw this during the September 11, 2001 attacks on New York city

We’re in northern Ontario in Canada and I was with my wife and her mother. My mother in law was a great lady, tiny, Irish Canadian completely and with a heart of gold. She had lived through the second world War where she lost her husband, her husband’s brother, three other of her husband’s brothers who were in the war and a long list of friends she saw leave school to take part in the war and don’t of them not come back, some completely psychologically destroyed and others just surviving life.

She was making chili that morning when we got up. I turned on the TV and couldn’t believe what we were watching. It was like a movie. We watched live the first burning building and then soon after watched the second plane crash on live TV. It was surreal.

My mother in law came in and watched with us for a while. We were glued to the TV and waited for more … all day! My mother in law got up after five minutes and went back to her chili.

We told her this was historic. You can’t miss it.

She said she’s already lived through wars, near wars, threatened nuclear war, end of the world predictions, fall of the Soviet Union and a whole bunch more.

She said she felt bad for everyone but we can’t do anything right now.

She went back to cooking her chili.

lol … I never noticed … just like the 12 year old who installed Limewire on the family computer

Just don’t let the 12 year old install LimeWire onto that thing

I’m sure she won all or most of her competitions by default

Reminds me of a terrible factoid I read a long time ago … they feed young calves they raise for veal a steady diet of cow’s milk mixed with liquefied rendered cow blood and other bio fluids.

We might not have the matrix or dystopian futures yet … but we sure are on our way to building one.

I’m guessing you also enjoy your whipped cream …

He’s up to 8 hours in the sun now

I don’t need a machete to milk a cow

??? … that wasn’t chocolate fudge :(

Exactly … I wouldn’t be talking about politics if politics had just stayed out of affecting my life in so many stupid, terrible and sometimes horrible ways

I prefer politics remain just plain boring press conferences from a dumb politician trying to figure out how to raise finances to build a highway or fix a bridge or upgrade water services.

1941: Germany invades Russia but can’t complete their mission

… they did not see that coming

It would be more useful as a paper weight

They play the game as long as possible.

It’s like a religion at this point in history.

If you have enough people who blindly believe in the whole thing, no matter how absurd, everything continues to grow and expand. Once enough people lose faith, then the whole system comes crashing down.

Isn’t this the model Capitalist?

It doesn’t matter what they offer. It doesn’t matter what they build. It doesn’t matter if it’s real or not. It doesn’t matter if it is beneficial or not. It doesn’t matter if it is ethical or not. It doesn’t matter if it is moral or not. It doesn’t matter if it is respectful or not.

All that matters is that it made money.

That is the sign of a true Capitalist.

Congratulations on winning that contest.

2, 3, 4 & 5 are the horses that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse will ride to usher in the End Times

He’s so high he doesn’t realize that the bug blocking his door is the professor

Hell yeah … just like washing machines … I’d love to be able to see what’s going on side a dish washer … even put LED lights on inside it and do a light show … or control the lighting so that you can turn it on and off if you want