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… or … just take away all their money, wealth, connections, opportunities and not allow anyone to help them … then throw them on the street in Detroit and break their jaw.

It’s a free country … as long as you can afford it

… and also …

“That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.” - George Carlin

True … even here in Canada social systems are not as good as they could be … but imagine trying to access shitty social services AND PAYING FOR MEDICAL SERVICES… or worse being in over your head because of medical debt!

Americans: … OH YEAH! … now lets count how many Aircraft Carriers each country has!! … U! … S! … A! … U! … S! … A! … U! … S! … A! … pulls a muscle from over exerting themselves, has to go to the hospital and pay for treatment

I prefer airport style bathroom entry and exits … there is no door, just a walkway that gives privacy to the entry so that you can’t see inside from the hallway.

It would probably be easier to instead describe where all the arms are coming from and who makes them.

Especially can’t afford Grover’s special grenade IV

This photo is not American enough yet … if he were on his way to a Presidential meeting as the President of the United States and that’s the Secret Service just behind him … then yes it would be tame enough to be very American.

Mine were so overcooked, they tasted like cooked rubber :(

Last known image by the murder victim after he was killed by ‘Legs’ Malloy

After being denied … everyone else’s premiums increased by 20%

There is a good chance you may have fathered most of the people on Lemmy

TIL … Graz is the anus of Osterreich

I was wondering the same thing … but it looks like someone had some fun or a deranged psychedelic evening on photoshop … it’s just a runaway cloning brush that someone seemed to have used for some bizarre reason.

I looked it up on reverse image search and the same photoshop appears in images going back to ten years ago.

Here’s a wordpress page dated back to 2011 with the same photo

https://ktismatics.wordpress.com/category/language/

What it is … its freakin bizarre

Is that horse or elephant cum? … need to know because it will affect the price … and is it still wet?

Like an old house … with age we become musical instruments

Just thinking of doing that made my knees swell

PS: I’m leaving you three cookies this year, one of them is chocolate, one is a laxative and the other is filled with cyanide. And the milk has a surprise in it too.

I think the word ‘glory’ has a typo