I have more than once typed shutdown instead of reboot when working on a remote machine… always fun
I have more than once typed shutdown instead of reboot when working on a remote machine… always fun
But i have to have my monitor on max brightness else i can’t see anything due to my dark theme!
“our new cancer drug is 99% effective!”
“So it doesn’t work in 1% of cases? Then what’s the point, throw it away, we just have to accept that cancer is going to happen”
I understood the joke, but i choose to get offended regardless!
What do you use mr future person? Horn gas? Horn plasma?
The camera app and spreadsheet app? Because that’s what i would’ve guessed they were based on the icons
Odin craved knowledge to ensure the safety of the gods and the world, but the knowledge he was after was only knowable by the dead, so he impaled himself on his spear and hanged himself from one of the branches of Yggdrasil, there he stayed for nine days and nine nights on the border of life and death, at which point he succeeded in his quest.
Don’t trust the living or the dead, put your trust in those inbetween, put your trust in Odin 🙌
All three of those things are myths,
the clitoris, the female orgasm and females,
all made up
He doesn’t look a day past 80
Oh, i must’ve misremembered, my bad
That chair looks ripped up, if it was taco bell it would look more melted and/or burnt 🤔
It’s serverless, not servernone
Nice try, but this monke has fallen for this 7 times before and learned from it
This is why monke good, monke fast learner
I’m not saying i worship you or anything, but i would gladly sacrifice my firstborn for you if to asked me to
You must be fun at parties
/j if that wasn’t obvious
Man-made man-steaks beyond my comprehension
This map only contains the canon countries, not your OCs (original countries)
He’s just a drop in the mariocean
You can do it, you’re so close, just a little deeper and you’ll get them!
The entire time he was thinking
“This could’ve been an email”