Thank God it’s not just me

If i understood the article correctly, real time means predicable and reliable, not necessarily fast. It’s common in medical devices, avionics, etc. So this is going to benefit embedded devices the most.

So they can charge subscriptions

“Stain in the shape of the Virgin Mary”

I mean, I would at Trump’s grave.

If you want to avoid a penis-related name, you could go with candle.

Why does Putin look like he’s trying to push out a wet shit but it’s stuck?

Didn’t realize Manchin was god. Or maybe it’s just a god complex.

Log in naked. Assert your dominance.

Cabelas is owned by bass pro so… that’s a good analogy actually.

This really feels like an ad

One of the big features lemmy is missing is standardized tags for communities that you can block. So a community can be tagged “porn,” “sports,” or “politics” and you can then search by our block communities by tag. That would fix this.

It’s a bunch of Rodney Dangerfield jokes

I feel like there’s some social commentary here somewhere but it might just be a bit too subtle.

Happy birthday nato!

Say, you’ve gained some weight in the past few years.

It’s a brand new shitcoin that uses PoG or Proof of Gullibility. Throw money at the “miners” who do… something then issue you a token that proves you were gullible enough to believe you would make money.

Got rid of mine

Looks like he has crabs

This tech is going to get really interesting when it starts adjusting the shape of your forehead and jaw too.

Hitting the brick wall right behind that sign would cause a much more serious injury than hitting the sign would. It’s the same idea as those signs by bridges that say “if you hit this sign you will hit that bridge!”

Better a minor bump on the head than a concussion. Not that an escalator moves fast enough to cause a concussion but you get the idea.