Buy 3 bicycles! 1st an electric commuter/cargo bike so you can run errands without a car. 2nd a road/hybrid bike for fun and exercise on paved paths. 3rd a mountain bike so you can enjoy more nature. (an eMTB if they’re allowed on your local trails can combine all 3 bikes if you want)

Fr tho the hydration obsession is marketing wank you get you to buy Gatorade, fancy water, water bottles, etc. If you’re thirsty, drink water. If you are doing exercise, drink extra water. If you’re drinking alcohol, too bad, you’re getting a hangover even if you drink a shitload of water because you’re in your 30s now.

Oops on the way to get my pillow I noticed something cool and now I’ve been reading Wikipedia for an hour.

Shit man I wish this had been posted this morning. I left to go for a ride about an hour away and traffic got so bad it was gonna take 2+ hours so I turned back and didn’t get to ride.

Mount dew?

It only takes one or two

Nah the Navy and the Marines are both under the Department of the Navy, but they do way different things. Marines mostly get rides from the Navy and the Navy don’t fuck with land, they let the crayon eaters do that.

Mustard is a treasure.

That moment where I start getting a headache around 11am because I forgot to make coffee after breakfast…

It reads like it's from 98. The references to Blockbuster, Daimler-Chrysler, McDonnell Douglas, and Bill Clinton tipped me off this was an old one.

It was fun to cheer on Ukraine against Russia because fuck Russia and Ukraine was just trying to do it's thing without getting invaded. But Israel-Palestine is just sad, and if anything, the military power of the West is not being used in the right way for this one.

What is sensory overload? Is it like that thing where you have to turn the volume down in the car when trying to park?

Here’s a picture of the first us jet fighter prototype next to a propeller fighter, you can definitely tell a difference.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c1/Bell_P-59_Airacomet_060913-F-1234P-013.jpg