The gigantic orb of burning hate in the sky, high-energy screams raging outward as proclamation of its destiny to eventually devour gaia’s refuge once and for all?

Humans say that the sun gives the gift of life, but it’s really just giving them cancer if it sees them for too long. Checkmate mortalists.

The earth is spinning like really quickly all the time and we just don’t notice it. Heat if a form of vibration, and so when heat is applied to the bottom of the fan the atoms there move more. A gyroscope resists tilting forces because it is spinning, and the earth is spinning, but the vibration of the fan decouples it from this effect. The blades are able to move freely and the earth moves around them, pushing air through the blades.

tldr: It’s not spinning, you are spinning

Get some ginger in there!

This paper describes a method to obfuscate data by translating it into emojis, if that counts.

You’re making me so corny right now

This seems not conducive to the common wellbeing of humanity I think.

What logically follows is that I need to be as weird and eccentric as possible in order to counteract the memetic contagion of a lovecraftian averaging machine. I bet I could make a cult out of this!

My gripe with Kate is that whenever I open a file and get an LSP error it displays a pulsing warning notification in the lower left of the window. This might be okay except that I cannot read things if something is moving in my peripheral vision and there is also apparently no way to suppress this pulsing warning notification other than to disable the LSP features entirely. I want to use kwrite because at that point I might as well, but there is a long-standing bug in plasma that causes Kate to be defaulted to over kwrite for some file types despite my preferences!

I still prefer this to vscode, but I just need to vent a bit

Remember that!

Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds.

There are times in my life when I wish that I had been more kind, but there are other times that I wish I had been a lot more mean

That’s just the HQ of your friendly local Pentex subsidiary

I think that being forced to learn about WINE at a young age may have been beneficial actually (if extremely unpleasant)

It’s my FAMILY TRADITION to blow leaves in every day of JANUARY you don’t understand god put them there to BE BLOWN

(not but really last January I heard so many leaf blowers. What are you blowing? Ghost leaves??)

Clamping down on the affirmation bias right? Right??

I am of the firm opinion that if a machine is “speaking” to me then it must sound a cartoon robot. No exceptions!

My current self wants to look at more cute bees and sniff more sunflowers. It doesn’t matter if my future self wouldn’t care (on account of not existing), my current self still really wants to do more of that.