As a gluttonous celiac person, you find workarounds for these. They’re everywhere nowadays

My husband is autistic and he hates cheese (pizza is the ONLY exception), noodles, soup, anything creamy, beans, pasta, etc. What does his sampler plate look like?

Pepperoni pizza and fried coconut shrimp.

Thank god that horrible word is censored

And then you try to explain it but just can’t articulate it. It tends to make things worse; at least in my case.

The background reminds me of the blood gulch map in halo 1

I can get behind virtually everything in that list, but pls explain the political influence in having sex

#6 m’lord

Pls dont forget Jesus

I was hanging out with a lady friend after work the other night (I am also a lady), and her husband straight up called her 8 times. My husband called me 0 times. Cause I told him where I’d be and with who, and he trusted me… she was completely floored that my husband didn’t even call me once. I was floored that her husband called her at all.

Without trust, there is no love -Moulin Rouge (and probably a quote from something else)

Damn, that really sucks. But good on you for not letting her off the hook. As a woman, I feel like people often overlook the fact that going easy on a shitty person just because they’re a woman is also a form of sexism, and it happens way too often.

Best of luck to you and your kiddo.

The folks ironically or non-ironically in this thread… it explains why dumbp won

It’s one of my 8 commandments.

they’re very close

Well said. I’m also a native Texan and have little pride in the state in general, but we have some undeniably good food.

You can never go wrong with Texas BBQ, but that is also true of other states.

I see you’ve met my sister-in-law

…y’all should work on that.

Santa Claus/Christmas?

Have to go to the mall and sit on Santa’s lap to tell him what you want for Christmas. If you’ve been a good boy or girl, you’ll get it.

Sugar daddy relationships usually involve exchanging sexual favors for gifts. Quite a few of them also include kinks like bratting and/or praise kinks, i.e. “Good girl.”

The analogy should be pretty obvious.

My mama was an elementary school teacher and somehow got a tip that we could ‘work’ at the local Scholastic warehouse over the summer and get paid in credit we could use on anything in the warehouse. My family couldn’t afford for all 3 of us to get more than $10/each to spend at the book fairs, so we were soooo excited to have this opportunity. It was a fucking dream come true - we got so many cool books.

First read through, I thought ‘puppy play’ meant literally playing with your puppy.

…you should be able to play with your puppy without feeling the need to fuck them. Your puppy isn’t the problem here.