Fact: 100% of all people who consume the chemical compound Dihydrogen Monoxide eventually die. #HydrationHalt #DitchTheDrink #StayDryDontDie #MADH2O

So… I guess she is a smart woman after all?

OTOH I hope OP is at least pretty.

And who was paying her 24 hr / day before Richard Gere’s character came along?

Great that ASUS is helping handheld PC gaming advance but from a consumer perspective, I cannot in good conscience recommend anyone buying ASUS products.

Their customer service is legendary for being abysmal and for something like the Ally you need good support.

I mean, if you are listening to Daft Punk for lyricism, you’re doing it wrong.

Simple solution, spend 1 second and decide to consciously ignore guy on internet for the rest of your life.

Works wonders for mental and physical health, zero downsides!

Now you have my attention. For 3 seconds.

Do you have a problem?

Yes

Can you do something about it?

I DONT KNOW

P A N I K

I bet you the son doesnt even lift.

F

Ryan Gosling the Sigma Male poster boy of the decade.

OR this is a Lemmyshitpost moment because we are all taking part in making this guy and his well-timed tweet go viral.

You know what an even better take is? “We hear you, we’ll take your feedback” or just as good, say nothing at all.

Arguing that you are smarter or wiser than your users / customers is paradoxical. You are by definition not smart if you attempt to do this.

Speak for yourself. I regularly go out to help old folks buy groceries, volunteer at soup kitchens, and get shitface drunk. Not necessarily in that order.

P E A K C O N T E N T

Welcome to 1999. Consultants have been testing code with HB pencils and plain paper for decades.

Bro is doing it wrong. Obviously world hunger is solved DURING Jazzercise, not after.

Interesting times up ahead (or behind) for Mike.

bro I am disappoint

No, Master Chef is the renowned competitive cooking television program. You’re thinking about the famous rapper and record producer who is the father of Lil’ Romeo.