Well you clean it every time you use it when you wash your hands.

I’m going to break his record.

And then some guy on YouTube is going to make a video about it called “the quest to beat Matt Turck”

Fuckit, I’m putting my cow on a carnivorous diet.

It’s mad cow 2: electric boogaloo.

The guy above me who vacuums his room every Saturday at exactly 9am

Imagine actually spending your time writing a fake diary entry with fake spelling mistakes just to try and get some attention on the internet jfc.

Nice but you lose points for not using the right kind of bullet

Hey Ted do you want to go out and fly our human flesh coloured hot air balloons together?

They didn’t skip any books, they just stopped before the final trilogy. Which makes a lot of sense.

Can we talk about how utterly useless that default could cooler is? Like for relatively high end gaming CPU it really shouldn’t be legal for it to ship with something so useless.

Reminds me of Major Genral Armstrong but with shooter hair.

I was talking about reddit, but yeah

I got banned from world news for being pro Palestinians and the mods wouldn’t even give me an answer as to why I got banned. Then when I kept asking I got a site wide ban for "“harassment”

I have an baseless theory that people that first has sexual experience when they were young or in strict households and had to sneak around and hide their relationships are more likely to want to chest because the “thrill” of hiding the relationship and tabbooness of it reminds them of their formative sexaul experiences.

Typically brainwashed scubber

Do these people think they’re convincing? Do they genuinely not see how crazy they look?

I mean they went on to have WAY MORE than 13 colonies.

Also a good source of California

A hotel room being "full doesn’t necessarily mean the guest is in the room at that very moment, just that the room us reserved. And given infinite rooms it’s basically guaranteed one of those reservations is for sisyphus

I wonder if they even know what the fuck a drone is? It’s going to be like flying a drone over an u contacted tribe except instead of spears they’ll have 50 year old AKs

“My arms are too long”