gigastasio
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Or I can also just lie about it.
Toss them in the air to check their hang time.
I feel like you can call anything a “New York Times Bestseller” because absolutely no one is going around verifying what’s a New York Times Bestseller and what isn’t. Not even the New York Times. And that’s because the title is, let’s be honest, kind of meaningless.
My shitposts are New York Times Bestsellers. Go ahead, call me a liar, you filthy charlatans!
Okay, so the truth of this is, yeah people check for cracked eggs, but there’s more to it…
It’s extremely important to make sure all the eggs have the proper luminosity. You can tell this by opening the carton and holding the eggs up against the lighting. Eggs with the correct luminosity will reflect a cooler tone - no less than 5,500K, while eggs that are of poor quality will reflect a more yellowish or reddish hue. Eggs with the correct luminosity contain higher amounts of vitamin D and B12, and are generally better for use as binding agents in various recipes.
Source: I made this the fuck up.
Scroll further down the page to learn that it’s on sale for €69.
I remember feeling that way when I was younger. Now I want caffeine, flavor, an extra kick from my little flask, a bump of cocaine, AND a blowjob.
I want a coffee with a short skirt and a loooooooooooooooong jacket.
Until it explodes!
You can get a McChicken at the pharmacy but it costs $1,600.
Army field manual.
About to all of us at work because they shut off the water to work on the water main and you can see the anguish on everyone’s faces.
If you would like this experience, tell your server by saying, “I’ll have the Tour of Afghanistan.”
You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill.
A lesbian couple.
I am an American
I make my own choices
I stand strong!
dies
I mean, dude was a carpenter.