Lawful evil kid standing behind a tree spawn camping the newly armed trick or treaters

For real I re-read it a few times and just got this shit eating grin on my face

“FuckCarsCircleJerk”

Part of a stress breakdown I had was caused by that mindset allowing myself to be stretched too thin at work.

New Grant? Boss we can’t handle that in addition to everything we already do!

A few months later - What do you mean we got the grant, boss?

Me, realizing it is a done deal and part of my new responsibilities - “iT Is wHaT iT Is”

Ahhh I’m too old for this. I vaguely remember it being a fake calculator app and instead some sort of messenger?

Word.

Orange white, orange

Green white, blue

Blue white, green

Brown white, brown

Learned it 20 years ago, never used it. how did I do?

I hope those are real people. Such a beautiful interaction.

Nyahahahahahahah

makes me want to scream NERD!, except she could blow my head off easily.

Embarrassed by how long it took me to realize it was not South America

Perfect.

Sounds cool. Gimmi some sauce on shotgun takedowns

https://youtu.be/NLB4Fcxh1iU?si=aDq1Rg0aHVR2VD3W

Dope

Jfc is that dog ok? Is he having a seizure? I can’t imagine being so excited about anything

There is exactly 1 sheet in the box

Nice.

While the music style is not everyone’s cup of tea is an excellent example of a ballad and I think it’s a fun song And well done.

Yeah I’ll say I’m a goddamn elf if it means I get 5 extra years of not having to work