If it’s a freight train they are lucky it only took 5

Ooo that’s a good one, relevant!

Jesus christ

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You see sand and a lone tuft of grass. Keep walking?

Ooo have i made you guys listen to Barkley shut up and jam gaiden theme ? Omg you’re gonna love it, it’s from this game…

I don’t want to be distracted by the booty

Neat

Death’s head. MIRV

Bragging and being generally a prick about it is what will give the attention to it necessary to justify invasive government policies to stifle it.

In other words shut the fuck up before you draw attention.

E: I don’t mean you I mean the person in the story

Ah fucking hell I forgot about that game. I preferred scorched earth.

Truman?

And what your eyes are doing. I’ll tell them about your eyeballsssss

Napster bad?

Wake up and smell the dystopia. It’s cooking, and if you don’t like how it smells, just wait until you have to eat it.

Quite the supercilious response pal

Abseiled? Someone brought out the thesaurus for this one

Everyone knows that lots of students dont learn in college but still graduate. Noone did anything about it.

Everyone knows that going this fast means people definitely won’t learn. Noone is going to do anything about it.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Oh shit, that was my first used car in the early 2000s. It was kinda fun but I mainly regretted it.

Soft top convertibles suck

Alright, what if i… put it… inside…?