Nintendo: they violated our patents!

Court: which ones?

Nintendo: (scribbling furiously on paper) these ones!

Checks out.

Yeah I’m already switching to Linux next year, I don’t need rage bait in my life.

And one isn’t, because she got it in her head that people like her for her personality. Lol.

Shh, if denuvo is what finally makes them learn then let’s just let it play out.

VoxeLibre seems the most familiar and complete. If you played Minecraft you can more or less just pick it up. But it does come with in game tutorials.

Now I have roof hole stress even though my roof is fine.

Dear God, they actually think companies are people.

They did multiverse shenanigans so it doesn’t even matter anymore.

I saw the poster without knowing anything about the game and thought it looked like bootleg shitty guardians of the galaxy.

Apparently it was even worse than my 0 expectations.

But asmondgold doesn’t have to! Why should I?!

/s

Neither does Bethesda, to be fair.

The mods were probably already made, they were just waiting for release to bug test them.

That’s why you see the doctor.

It’s like peeing. Everyone does it, but if you do it 50 times a day see a doctor.

There’s been leaks they’re working on it for 10 years. I bet the next game of thrones book releases first.

Well because they’re built to hook you up with their storefront where you can buy a my little pony gun for a third of the price of the game. And then play a fps asset flip game in front of the poors.

It’s when they make you do like 20 of them. Bitch you already stopped the DDOS let me see my balance fuck.

Hmm … Better pigeon hole clients into only using the teabag.

“Why can’t I put the label in the water?!”

I tend to do the most embarrassing sitcom shit possible when someone is watching me do something I’m an expert in.

Once I get some extra money to fuck around with my computers, everything is becoming foss. Fuck Microsoft.