This is heresy

Aren’t you lucky that you dont have a house so big that you have to use your private jet to get to the kitchen! These peasants will never understand

“Why are we here?”

“No dear, that’s my thigh. A little more to the left”

Because water doesn’t compress it transfers any shockwaves straight through anybody who is in the water. This happens much faster than the water has time to move out of the way.

Sailors who are in the water after abandoning ship during naval battles are in extreme danger of dying if a bomb goes off close by.

Word. In winter the first thing I do when I’m half awake is grab my phone to check the weather. Have to prepare myself for the incoming depression if I can’t ride to work.

Probably easier to use a lemon and copper plates. Not sure what you’d connect to it though

Fuck Spez

Probably forgot a semicolon