So yesterday, they just phoned it in.

Reddit Mods who shadowban are the most gutless softcocks in the world.

I take it Musk is having a tantrum about it on Twitter?

Him: “Darling, your eyes sparkle like stars in the cosmos! My love for you is eternal!”

Her: “Nngh!” ptttttthhhhhhhht PLOP

Unsurprised Musk is in there.

Which of Trump’s closeted mob was this?

Hmm. In Australia, there’s 11 and a half.

It … it can feel old.

I honestly thought the Japanese were a society with great respect shown to their elders?

Fry your flour in butter.

Even better, butter the outside too and fry the toast in it. Melts in your mouth! Makes a lot of smoke in the kitchen, but melts in your mouth.

Damn! Just when I was about to continue never having bought anything from either of those!

Edit: Why does the WSJ need to ‘verify my device?’ What do they think it is? An otter?

Why? It’s not like ICE adheres to court orders or the law anyway …

Too a minute to understand the ‘m’ means ‘miles’ not meters.

Nope. Chuck Testa!

Or waiting for a tradie to turn up ‘some time between 7 and 5’.

That woman with the enormous hair has dozens of records in there.

But even when decent government returns, can we ever truly trust the US again, when they’re four years away from potentially electing another Trump (or someone even worse?)

I’m not gonna be happy if Albo makes us join the ‘Board of Peace’. But I honestly wonder if he has the ticker to turn Trump down. I’ve typically been a Labor voter, but Albanese’s been a thundering disappointment.

If he does, though, it’d be the perfect opportunity to start moving our trade away from the US. There’s always the Pine Gap carrot to dangle in front of the orange moron, too. Doesn’t wanna treat us with respect? No more 5 Eyes for Donny.

Let’s face it: There hasn’t been a war or ‘peacekeeping’ action we haven’t been dragged into by the US since we stopped getting dragged into them by England. With the exception of Bougainville, I suppose. China’s not interested in starting a war with a country that is happy to have trade with them. It’d ultimately be in our favour to distance ourselves from Trump.

Wow! I hope your neighbur’s wife isn’t home when he’s away, what, with a monster like that in the house. She’d be fucked!