Most honey wouldn't be vegan but perhaps an abandoned hive could be harvested. Or infertile eggs from an abandoned nest? Bits of sheep's wool collected from a spiky bush?

You've forgotten the sauce and haven't toasted the bread, 4/10

It would probably taste alright and is reasonably nutritious, but it's not right.

Couple of spoilers in that article, admittedly the game has been around for a while but thought I'd mention it in case you're trying to avoid them.

Why are you hating on poor people? Do you think punching down makes good comedy?

And yet very few people actually get to launch nukes these days. One rule for them and another for us.

I lost pretty quickly on my first attempt, but I'm feeling confident about my second run! I'd let you know how it gets on, but…

I'll believe it when they execute one

If they're stealing it from people, I think I'd do something. But corporations aren't people.

The closest I found to a non social media site is the patreon https://www.patreon.com/eastcoastitnotes Not much for free though

I don’t love that it calls them guys. Or that all women are at least a bit crazy. I don’t love that at all.

Why is it neutral evil to have a monitor without a face?

It’s called a bindle - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bindle?wprov=sfla1

That page certainly implies it was used in the real world, but it’s far more common in media and there aren’t any citations to support it’s use.

I don’t play Armored Core, so I don’t really know what this means, but I must commend you for a very well formatted and detailed comment!

I know what you mean, but I’ve been trying to branch out into more direct media. Things like webcomics, or The Onion. I might even start reading actual gaming news sites that I like instead of getting it all second hand from Reddit.

It’s definitely left a gap, but sometimes it’s good to move on.

I think I got it on my third attempt. Though I haven’t actually finished it yet! Only 2/3 in and then something shiny distracted me - I’ll pick it up again soon. People described it as a soulslike, so after Elden Ring clicked for me I decided I would try the funny bug game again. Glad I did!

Hollow Knight, if you’re not afraid of bugs.

He has retrospectively redacted his own name from my view, impressive!

Malk

I thought Chuck Norris was supposed to be all powerful? Why would he be transphobic, that’s pretty insecure? He shouldn’t feel threatened by any identities.