My principle dev asked if we could figure out how to invoke Lambda functions from within postgres trigger functions.

I was like, “Probably. But it’s like putting a diving board at the top of the Empire State building… doable, but a bad plan all around.”

I remember. The turbo on my 386 didn’t make it faster. It made non turbo mode slower.

Preachin to the choir, friend. I’d get worked up about it but I’m paid the same regardless of how upset I get.

I do one, the other senior dev does the other. We fight about it in pull requests.

I don’t have the name handy, but there’s at least one plugin for vim that shows buffer previews in a popup. I’ve got it mapped to leader-sb (for “show buffer”).

I’ve been using it a lot lately in the day job.

My experience has been it’s close but wrong often.

It shines when I am doing the same thing for 20 variables, but then I should be using a loop instead and copilot won’t go there.

There is a reason I keep refusing to take the “Lead” position. I know what I’m good at.

I’ll go along with a Friday deploy. But I ly after I have it in writing that the first time I’m opening the laptop is Monday at 8:00a. If Business is okay with that risk, tell me to mash the button.

The worst and best thing you can do when using vim is learn the movement keys (h, j, k, and l) because they’re so powerful and work no where else.

output x+y+z+æ+the proof to P=NP.

I’m sure there’s an npm module for that.

Even as a big fat homo, and presuming I could get into that position, I don’t want to stare at my own dick all day.

Absolutely. The crawler is doing some rudimentary processing before it ever does any sort of data storage saving. That’s the sort of thing that’s being persisted behind the scenes, and it’s almost certainly both not enough to reconstruct the web page, nor is it (realistically) human-friendly. I was going to say “readable” but it’s probably some bullshit JSON or XML document full of nonsense no one wants to read.

Oh no, this was back in the days when we loaded our distros by way of a stack of floppy disks.

sudo rm -f /lib /usr/share/backup/blah blah.tar.gz

Note the space.

Where do you think PHP stole it from?

You can, in Windows, boot into a no network safe mode and set various registry and group policies to stop Windows updates.

If you’re particularly frisky, there are alternatives to the WSUS, Windows Server Update Service you could deploy on your local network.

It’s a lot of work, though.

Tandem Diabetes, the people that make one of the few insulin pumps out there, quite vocally demand that, to keep your official apps working, you not update to the latest versions of Android or iOS.

Such bullshit.

This is terrible! What half-witted shit-for-brains monkey crapped this craptacular crapfest out?! I swear to Kaballah Monster, as soon as I figure out…

git blame

…oh.

I was permabanned from… some sub, I don’t even recall which, in a discussion about why LGBTQ+ rights were still incredibly important and cited the Westboro Baptist Church’s “God Hates F***s” signs (just like that) as an example of the kind of hate and vitriol LGBTQ+ people have to face daily. I was banned for using a hate slur.

The one I hate? Your unit tests pass when run locally, and in your sandbox environment, and in dev, and in UAT, but prod? Fuck that, failing with reckless abandon.