eurodyne

Oh my goooooood……

It’s 2026. I can literally say, “hey Siri order me a chocolate cake” and a chocolate cake will be delivered to me in 15 to 20 minutes.

Now that I think of it, right now is the perfect time for a chocolate cake…

Also a private example of “I’m tired of these goddamn job interviews”

I know. It was a joke.

But, at least for now, ai doesn’t really do anything, either, at least not anything particularly meaningful. It’s a McGuffin for billionaires to slush money around and profit from others investing in bunk stock. They’re making trillions in a gigantic pump and dump scheme, and right before the bubble bursts, they’re gonna cash out and fuck off leaving everyone else to get screwed

Lol, sorry Al, I got there first!

Edit: but I love that dude so much, he can fucking have it

Edit 2 [Nov 5, 2056]: As the legal representative of [NAME REDACTED / username: eurodyne] our previous comments are hereby rescinded.

Yeah, I remember that too because I was a teenager when that was in the newspapers, and people were like “whatever”

So gross

I just can’t help myself from faaaaaallin’

Elon-gate recalled a meme from some forgotten box

A 1996 vintage, I believe? South African. A rosy nose, full-bodied, with a turd finish.

Hmmm… I think it needs to be something with more ‘bite’. “Musking it up” sounds like a 90s sitcom dad-move. Like something Tim Allen might have tried on Home Improvement.

“Livin’ On the Eggs!”

“Just can’t help myself from breeeeding!”

Ok, fucking yikes— no, that was somehow even more 90s, and incredibly terrifying. Apologies to anyone who gets the reference. and to literally every member of Aerosmith.

Is it… Reaganomics?

Or, more specifically, Ponzi scheme?

There’s probably a more contemporaneous name… Something involving Elon Musk I’m sure

Oh! Welcome to the 1980s

When you pull your pants down, and your pussy comes with it

“Those are just my little ladybugs!“

And Bill Cassidy will vote in favor. He’s gonna get confirmed anyway.

Paywall

I was referring to chromium forking from WebKit

Add black plus was pretty good, but it could leak from time to time with YouTube ads. Sometimes needed a little extra to make sure you got everything on YouTube.

Yes, interesting. I see that it got forked a few years back into something called Blink. I didn’t realize that.

Those are all just WebKit-based browsers, which is Safari, too. UBlock Origin Lite works just as well though.