Fun fact: that famous “eagle screech” is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk.
Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real life
Fun fact: that famous “eagle screech” is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk.
Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real life
Girlfriend:
[X] eats hot chip
[X] lie
I am embarrassed to say that I like thin crust papa johns, but only if it’s cold…? Although, I’ve only eaten it while hungover, so it’s obviously a crap “pizza” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That’s 100% true. Same with frozen. Sometimes I just want some air fried digornos, not anything that was made with love shudder
It’s best for everyone that we just accept that they are two different pizza concepts, and should not be ranked between each other.
Lockheed Martin: JEEZ NASA it was just the one time!!!*
I had a rock once that thought it was fertilized, but it wasn’t truly. That was a very gloomy prom.
Same here for most of the above, but I would like to suggest something I do often with random obligatory attendances. Every time you’re bored at the party, say your tummy is acting strange. Free pass to go to the bathroom to fuck around on your phone whenever you want. Nobody wants to talk about yr poops. You might owe your partner an explanation, but you can follow your heart on that.
“Hand me down my beatin’ chain, hand me down my bat! Hurry now and guard your face cause we ain’t got time to chat!”
How can you hamburger help others, if you can’t hamburger help yourself first?
Not to be rude, but it’s actually “play it by ear”. I’m trying to come up with something witty to say, but I’m dropping a blank.
I think it is bone broth
My most hilarious and embarrassing story has an element in it that involves seeing my friend get knocked out by his father in front of my mom and brother. The kid was 15 and was in trouble for breaking landscaping bricks at a local park.
The hilarious story happens right after that, when 11 year old me got violently pantsed by bike handlebars in front of a man driving by and now I am realizing that the whole thing is traumatic :(
Tbf, it doesn’t belong on this list
Yes!
Though, some other people have tried calling me Zann, which is phonetically half my name. This jerk just liked calling me Shawn
Holy shit this thread
Meme : weird event happens at restaurant, only context is that man was hiding his actions for whatever reason"
ITT: FUCKING WIVES AMIRITE