Can’t have a runtime error if you don’t have a compiled binary *taps forehead*

(For the record, I say this as someone who enjoys Rust)

But the real questions is, can we change them?

Imagine this:

• Good thing → Zelda chest opening sound.
• Bad thing →The Office “Oh, god, please no.”
• User interaction → Honking goose.
• Log in → Futurama “Welcome to the world of tomorrow!”
• Log out →AOL “You’ve got mail”