That man really needs to sniff some weeds.

He is a dentist, obviously he needs to check the balls with his teeth. It’s a medical procedure.

May the 5th be with you!

Not true. My dog farts on me for more often then I fart on a horse. So for its about a billion to zero.

I would make people, on live TV make little mistakes. A sneeze here, a fart there! The background falls apart, take that the teleprompter!!!

Most men I have worked with would absolutely love to have a health loving lunch. You reach a certain age where you can actually appreciate something like this, and understand that your health is important.

Why do I keep getting woken up this way!!

Why did it look at it twice?!!

Release the Kracken!!!

Omg there so ugly. Like driving a giant sperm.

I have adapted this policy. With a bunch of trying to understand why this person is acting a certain way.