October

Sounds like it’s time to do Withoutings

AI could stand to learn to be less sycophantic

or abandon it to die

a tactic Google is supremely familiar with

Damn, nothing about how extensively I told them to get fucked when they put ads in Prime Video

Oh nice, finally a use for my neverending internal monologue

I’m guessing it turned out to be more of a Red Budget situation

Is that violations per user?

Next Week:

Oopsie woopsie, our training agents made a fucky wucky and stole all the wittle fucko boingo copyrighted works for training, we so sowwy. No takebacks.

–Anthropic

Ok well I’m hungry now so we’re skipping that step.

“You have 30 minutes to remove your generator.”
“You have ten minutes.”
“Your generator has been impounded.”
“Your generator has been crushed into a cube.”
“You have 30 minutes to move your cube.”

Apparently I’m OOTL on some weird Kash Patel shit?

* proceeds to walk into door on the right *

“We’re not gonna make story expansions and you’ll make us look bad if you do it yourselves so don’t”

Owl: skill issue tbh, git gud

DiaPete’s Island

AI CEOs: How about a 0 day workweek (because we want to fire all you plebs)

The failures will continue until, um… until… hmmm. I’ll have to get back to you on that.

why?

This is the future Sony warned us against, single ownership of a game

^/s

But wait, we can go simpler!

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