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we need a feature where if a number that isn’t stored rings before sending a text, it auto ignores the call untill a text is sent.

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We dont track our users, in fact, we have a list of people who were pushing this and looking at news about, so we shall be dealing with those individuals and their browsing history.

Post your favourite recipes here, I’m a sucker for a good old honey glazed roast billionaire, with some boiled and baked potatoes, some fresh apple sauce and a bit of gravy.

I’ll grab the mop.

I believe the CIA took him out because he wouldn’t play ball with them over something, or the Queen got rid of him, she fired one of our Prime Ministers, maybe they tried killing one first to see what happened.

I’ll happily try and throw you though a doorway.

Yeah, more australian politics!

No one does hobbies like shirtless asian men who live alone.

I do, but apparently its illegal to test intense hallucinogenic psychedelic drugs on people now.

Nah, I’m a job creator.

I hired someone to cup and hold them during the night so I get the best of both worlds.

Fudge you, I will do what you tell me!

Its so disheartening seeing how landlords are treated today, after all, they’ve given you a roof over your head! have some thought for that you inconsiderate assholes!

Imagine that loading sound…

It’s too late for them.

Well, thats what my official timer told me.

If its anal, its 1 minute 43 seconds.

Yeah, what a pervert!

Imagine have a nice chill day at home on acid and you look out the window and see that.