I’ve got my laptop, main 32" inch monitor, and a 27" vertical monitor on the other side. So am I a lawful chaotic neutral? Chaotic lawful neutral? Truly true neutral? Also, one is connected through HDMI and the other is connected through DVI.

This is clearly a sandwich. The confusion comes from how absurdly sub-optimal its construction is.

Salad is only nachos if it contains croutons, won ton strips, or some other form of free-floating non-structural starch.

Live in a climate controlled building. Or just die, probably.