Disappointing.

I literally thought of this. What’s wrong with us?

Slide whistle. Ascending, of course.

So, this is about sports I guess? Idk, I use Lemmy.

It’s lame, but I can’t help wondering if in this particular case gamers are just peeved that the character looks older.

Had two weeks off not long ago and was ready to burn the place down the Monday I had to go back.

Oh especially now, yes.

Pretty depressing all around, but man you have to be willfully gullible to believe you’d be talking to the actual performer…

Most men aren’t smart enough or wealthy enough to become surgeons, but that’s an interesting idea.

Yeah, natural selection really made sure men are as horny as possible didn’t it? Fortunately there are ways to learn how to mitigate it somewhat by being more self reflective and such.

Either way, I’m just happy to be here.

And now booties. I’m seeing grannies walking around with some dubiously springy cake.

It was a stupid impulse buy, yes…

Aw, that’s the best part. I love paying with my ridiculous smart watch that I didn’t need.

For your memeing pleasure.

Echo? Sorry though, that sucks big time.

This is a meme trend I can get behind.

Real talk, a lot of keyboard environmentalists would be surprised to know how much electricity the innocent little internet uses.

The employees where I shop are underpaid and understaffed. They have to be there for the elderly, kids and differently-abled though. I’m happy to give them a break and scan my own shit. Usually they get to just stand around and talk to each other while I do, if they aren’t busy, which makes me feel kind of nice.

Well, I’m a former cashier and I absolutely do it faster and better than the high school seniors they underpay at my local store. Also, I caught one kid double scanning some of my stuff once. Not sure if it was intentional or just lack of attention, but after that I definitely started using self checkout exclusively.