Cam

1. I have a rare disease
2. I discovered chronic pain is not fun, don’t try it
3. I like isopods

I’m from Spain and don’t have Watsapp nor a smartphone. Coincidentally I also lack a social life.

Meet me at the Eiffel tower. I’ll be the one carrying 5 litres of lube.

In Spain there is the “coñofre”, something like pussywaffle. There’s also a dick version.

https://diariodeavisos.elespanol.com/2021/06/conofre-atrevido-tinerfeno-arrasa-madrid/

Where I live they opened one “la pollería” (the dickery?) and the opening day it was a blast. People hungry for sweet sweet dicks.

I’d be more afraid of the shit pregnancy do to your brain.

13 right answers and I didn’t expect so many lol

I’ll never validate some of the 💩 I’ve learnt today.

You can jump up from 5 to 7, even more depending on the snacks.

*shocked pikachu*

In my head it was said with the voice of Jenna Maroney (30 Rock).